Ahem. Hello? I just wanted to make a brief public announcement/request — Thank you so much for the feedback you have been giving me for my new novel – The Gifted.
You are so thoughtful to tell me what you think. Could you do me a favor? Can you go post that as a review on Amazon or Goodreads? Just one sentence would be fine. I don’t mean to be a bother … but that would be really, really, really-really awesome. Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled week.
(*Hikes up britches. Smiles. Flashes peace sign. Throws kisses and is finally yanked off the stage by her family.)